Sally: (as Barbie) So, Ken, what do you want to do today?Tommy: (as Ken) Hmm, nothing that involves bending my knees or elbows.Sally: (as Barbie) Well have a nice day at work!Tommy: (as Ken) Oh I will, and while there, I’ll earn 25% more than you because I’m a man.Sally: (as Barbie) That’s not fair; I’m gonna sue you in Malibu Dream Court.

Sally(as Barbie) So, Ken, what do you want to do today?
Tommy(as Ken) Hmm, nothing that involves bending my knees or elbows.
Sally(as Barbie) Well have a nice day at work!
Tommy(as Ken) Oh I will, and while there, I’ll earn 25% more than you because I’m a man.
Sally(as Barbie) That’s not fair; I’m gonna sue you in Malibu Dream Court.

Sally: (as Barbie) So, Ken, what do you want to do today?Tommy: (as Ken) Hmm, nothing that involves bending my knees or elbows.Sally: (as Barbie) Well have a nice day at work!Tommy: (as Ken) Oh I will, and while there, I’ll earn 25% more than you because I’m a man.Sally: (as Barbie) That’s not fair; I’m gonna sue you in Malibu Dream Court.

Sally(as Barbie) So, Ken, what do you want to do today?
Tommy(as Ken) Hmm, nothing that involves bending my knees or elbows.
Sally(as Barbie) Well have a nice day at work!
Tommy(as Ken) Oh I will, and while there, I’ll earn 25% more than you because I’m a man.
Sally(as Barbie) That’s not fair; I’m gonna sue you in Malibu Dream Court.

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